Well, On a Sunday, i will be setting down as easy as a humming bird on a red flower.
So, when I get to Negril, Mi will not have any J dollars.
Psst, psst, the cambio its closed mon, mi will change de money mon.
Wait up, slow up. "I heard that you guys like to cheat tourist dem."
No mon, its pure dollar bills mon.
No, i know its real money (i think) , but the count will be off.
No No, mon!
Looky here mon,
500, 1000, 1500, 2000, etc, etc. See?
Dude, Man, the hand moves quicker than the eye.
I will need an accountant and a close J friend of mine to double and triple count the.....wait.....that police officer is calling you over.
All of a sudden this guy looked like Usain Bolt doing the 100 meter dash.
Cop says to me "you should know that changing money from someone on the street is illegal."
"Do You want to go to........now, where did he go???"
I was out of there like a scared rabbit being chased by a fox.
Never again.
Moral of the story is, you better be super duper trouble shooter careful if you try and change money from a mystery man on de road.