09-12-2019, 03:15 PM
I just hit the chalice so I bet I can write it for you.
"Left Scotland frazzled as I rush rush to get everything done before departure. Worried I might have forgotten to lock the front door as I dashed to the taxi. Stop-over in Miami so I walked the airport concourse discovering a great sushi/saki bar with a cute host/bartender.
Landed in MoBay and found my driver waiting for me with a sign that said MissJamaicaSoup. That's me I guess. So I said, 'Driver, don't stop at all...' whereupon he immediately sped off while mashing the volume on the sound system vibrating in the trunk."
To be continued.
"Left Scotland frazzled as I rush rush to get everything done before departure. Worried I might have forgotten to lock the front door as I dashed to the taxi. Stop-over in Miami so I walked the airport concourse discovering a great sushi/saki bar with a cute host/bartender.
Landed in MoBay and found my driver waiting for me with a sign that said MissJamaicaSoup. That's me I guess. So I said, 'Driver, don't stop at all...' whereupon he immediately sped off while mashing the volume on the sound system vibrating in the trunk."
To be continued.