LOL Bozz. Was the guy still in the bed?:O
I did something very similiar and you just reminded me.
Another early morning tale.
A few years ago I bought a new car. All shiney and blue. I only had it a day or 2 and went about my daily routine. School run and bakery stop. I usually always park in the same spot outside the bakery but this particular morning there was another car in my space so I parked elsewhere. Went in, bought my bread, bid all farewell and got back in my car. So Im driving up the hill and I think the car feels a bit strange, but not to worry its a new car and Im just not used to it yet. Further up the hill I look in the passenger seat next me and there's 1/2 a bottle of whiskey. Huh? I look in the back and there is a whole load of fishing tackle. "OMG...this is not my car!! Grand Theft Auto!!!"
A creature of habit I had come out the bakery and just took the car that was parked in my usual space....it was blue! and Greek islands everyone leaves there keys in the ignition.
Very red faced I had to turn round and return the stolen vehicle. The owner was casually sitting outside the bakery drinking his coffee, laughing. He said he was waiting to see how far I got before I realised. He placed a bet with the Baker who apparantly thought I would get all the way home and still not realise. Oh he of little faith. Now had it been a mercedes.........