Sophie has been threatening to embarrass me if I donâ€t finally post the photos of our one really crazy night at Negril Relax. But hell what can she do to embarrass me? Iâ€ve already told you all about pooping my panties and leaving them on the plane.
Let me just say Iâ€m posting this now under duress but you know Sophie will not let up even though I right now have a fat lip. I went and got the glass of water before I settled down to write this. As I sat down and picked up the laptop one of my cats jumped up, causing the recliner to fall back and the computer to fly up and hit me in the upper lip. She Skyped me to see if I was going to post of not. I replied “sure, as soon as I get these frozen veggies off my lipâ€. Well I got her back, she thought it was so funny she “snorted beef jerky outta my snout-lolâ€. Very compassionate right? Iâ€m so glad I could be the source of her joy this evening.
You are all used to the four of us being pretty out of line but this night we added more to our group. Richieâ€s friend Kenny and his girlfriend were in Negril for a few days and joined us. It was the first time Sophie, Smokey and I had met them so I wasnâ€t sure how well theyâ€d hang with our shenanigans.
Kenny and Alene (not sure if thatâ€s how to spell her name) came by Negril Relax as we were having dinner. They were all aglow because they had just gotten engaged at sunset up at the lighhouse. We finished dinner and joined them over at “our†place on the deck near the bar.
Alwayne was the bartender on duty this night so I knew weâ€d be having some fun. Heâ€d already told Richie he had 6 drinks he wanted him to try. (I think you can see it coming canâ€t you?)
(Let me go get some more ice for my lip and I'll be right back.)