Excuse me sir,
You seem to be a good wood carver.
Yeah mon, folks from around the world have bought my work.
Yeah, so i hear.
But, i need something special.
See that long piece of wood?
Yeah mon, its too long and thin for me to do much with it, whatagwan?
Well, i need you to use all you mystical powers to make a pool cue stick out of it.
No problem mon, mi da best carver pon di rock mon.
I know, i know, that's why I came to you, most high one.
It shall be ready in time.
Oh yeah, i need a little extra mystical magic that you are known for. Don't forget.
How can mi forget mon, it is a gift from the almighty, it's in mi bones mon.
Excellent, excellent.
Just wait till Ras sees this!