Excuse me sir,
You seem to be a good wood carver.
Yeah mon, folks from around the world have bought my work.
Yeah, so i hear.
But, i need something special.
See that long piece of wood?
Yeah mon, its too long and thin for me to do much with it, whatagwan?

Well, i need you to use all you mystical powers to make a pool cue stick out of it.

No problem mon, mi da best carver pon di rock mon.

I know, i know, that's why I came to you, most high one.

It shall be ready in time.

Oh yeah, i need a little extra mystical magic that you are known for. Don't forget.

How can mi forget mon, it is a gift from the almighty, it's in mi bones mon.

Excellent, excellent.
Just wait till Ras sees this!

yuh gonna give mi disatvantage???? mi gwaan fi get one to bring, den mi have dat obeah mon put a spell for opponents pon da stick, so when you jus look at mi cue, yuh lose.........yah mon, yuh be ready mon, Sea salt will be in town.....