Not ha ha funny, but I gotta share.
#1- Going through customs in STL. Chat with a couple. They say they have been going to Hedo for 15 years and this was their first time leaving the property. Guy was saying he woudn't eat out of one of those barrels along the road. I'm thinking----wonder what you are eating at Hedo???
#2- Smokey just came in from poker tournament. Woman says to him- where ya been? He says Jamaica. She says----are ya ready for this???? She says..... aren't people REALLY REALLY black there? She says--- I been to Mexico, they ain't so black there. Oh, the kicker? After the black part she was sure to throw in the "I ain't racist" part. Jesus mary and joseph, save me now from the idiots on this earth. I can't even type what Smokey was saying- even with letters blocked out it would be too dirty. I may have to go with him next week to see what stupid looks like up close. Nahhhhhh, mi cyaan manage.