Bored? Well I don't have time to be bored as I am packing. I could use a break though sooooo.......tell a stupid funny story on yuhself and I'll give yuh one right back---- cause I have LOTS of stupid stories on myself and Smokey....oh lord...
Bag sucking? That's the best ya got? I have a long list and most involve pms.
Soooo, one time I was at the bank drive through(let's remember I had pms). Seems I did not pull up fast enough for the guy behind me. He was back there waving his arms and screaming. Pissed me off so I was screaming back at him~~~I was using words I was inventing as I went along. Pms makes me a wee bit touchy!lol Next day Smokey is at work-co-worker comes up to him and says "I hear your wife was at the bank yesterday" Smokey was like, huh? Guy proceeds to inform Smokey that his wife works at the bank and I was so bad that they had to turn the speaker off. I was like "speaker??" ohhhhhh never thought about the fact that I was broadcasting alla those mfers allllll though the joint. I didn't go back there for a loooooooong time
Well Beachcat at least ya got menopause to look forward to.......oops! that's a real B**CH too.........ahhhhhhh the joys of having a reproductive system- and I didn't even reproduce, what a waste of space-grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I NEVER wanted stinky old babies so why pop 'em out just for the h*ll of it? Now PUPPIES????? Ah man I woulda been pregnant like that Dugger chick if I coulda popped out puppies~~