08-19-2014, 10:00 PM
Now on to my "funny" story...
Our hotel in Kitzbuhel was a typical Bavarian hotel, not huge - 4 floors with each one having about 12 or 15 rooms. Upon check-in we were told there is a spa in the basement floor, sauna, steam room etc.
Our first day in town ended up being by far the wettest day of our entire trip, we got caught in a downpour at the base of the mountain and made our way to a outdoor bar (along with a huge awning to shelter us from the rain). Even though we had rain jackets on Rosie ended up with a chill from her pants getting soaked. After a few beers we decided to head back to the hotel, and Rosie thought we should check out the spa. The room came equipped with housecoats so me grabbed them and took the elevator down to the basement.
The very first thing we noticed as we entered was the music. It was like something you would hear in an old 1980`s porn flick. Then we noticed a sign with 2 ``pictures``, one showing a person wearing a swimsuit with a red line across it, another with a naked body, no lines. So the rule is, naked only. Not that we are prudes but it was a little unnerving at the thought of prancing around like that, but since there was nobody else there we decided what the hell. So we stripped down, grabbed a couple towels from the pile and headed for the sauna. It was so nice to lay in there and take in the heat but after about 20 minutes it was a bit too much. So we went to the showers for a cool off before checking out the steam room, where it was even hotter. So after about 10 minutes of steaming it was another shower. Now we are walking around checking out the rest of the `spa`` It took up a big area, probably close to the entire basement of the hotel. There was a room partitioned off with curtains, behind it were a couple velvety couches, no doubt where the porn scenes were shot! On the other side of the spa was another curtain with a sign - relaxing area. Behind the curtains were 4 beds. So I decided what the heck I will lie down for a couple minutes and I got a quick surprise - they were WATER beds!! Haven`t been on one of them for probably well over 20 years. I`m telling you, it was like a hub of sex waiting to happen down there.
After a good laugh we decided on another session in the sauna. When Rosie got up to leave the sauna she took one step out before leaping back in - there`s people out there!!!, she yelped. And they are naked!!! It was quite the scene for us but we managed to get back to the showers to rinse off before retreating to our room.
Sorry I never took any pictures.......and by the way, I left out some of the story, will let you figure it out for yourself....
Our hotel in Kitzbuhel was a typical Bavarian hotel, not huge - 4 floors with each one having about 12 or 15 rooms. Upon check-in we were told there is a spa in the basement floor, sauna, steam room etc.
Our first day in town ended up being by far the wettest day of our entire trip, we got caught in a downpour at the base of the mountain and made our way to a outdoor bar (along with a huge awning to shelter us from the rain). Even though we had rain jackets on Rosie ended up with a chill from her pants getting soaked. After a few beers we decided to head back to the hotel, and Rosie thought we should check out the spa. The room came equipped with housecoats so me grabbed them and took the elevator down to the basement.
The very first thing we noticed as we entered was the music. It was like something you would hear in an old 1980`s porn flick. Then we noticed a sign with 2 ``pictures``, one showing a person wearing a swimsuit with a red line across it, another with a naked body, no lines. So the rule is, naked only. Not that we are prudes but it was a little unnerving at the thought of prancing around like that, but since there was nobody else there we decided what the hell. So we stripped down, grabbed a couple towels from the pile and headed for the sauna. It was so nice to lay in there and take in the heat but after about 20 minutes it was a bit too much. So we went to the showers for a cool off before checking out the steam room, where it was even hotter. So after about 10 minutes of steaming it was another shower. Now we are walking around checking out the rest of the `spa`` It took up a big area, probably close to the entire basement of the hotel. There was a room partitioned off with curtains, behind it were a couple velvety couches, no doubt where the porn scenes were shot! On the other side of the spa was another curtain with a sign - relaxing area. Behind the curtains were 4 beds. So I decided what the heck I will lie down for a couple minutes and I got a quick surprise - they were WATER beds!! Haven`t been on one of them for probably well over 20 years. I`m telling you, it was like a hub of sex waiting to happen down there.
After a good laugh we decided on another session in the sauna. When Rosie got up to leave the sauna she took one step out before leaping back in - there`s people out there!!!, she yelped. And they are naked!!! It was quite the scene for us but we managed to get back to the showers to rinse off before retreating to our room.
Sorry I never took any pictures.......and by the way, I left out some of the story, will let you figure it out for yourself....