06-26-2014, 10:41 PM
Booger's comment has reminded of the time a few years back I was lounging on the beach next to a "similar appearing couple" with regards to looks.
(warning - following story is kind of gross!!! You've been warned! But knowing y'all, you'll read on, heh heh heh)
Honestly, the poor woman was so unattractive physically I felt a bit sorry for her. And the guy was tall, thin and HOT! HOT! HOT!
As I watched them from opaque sunglasses and privately contemplated the nature of their relationship (none of my business, but hey! I was curious), she sat up in her lounger chair and swung her legs over the side to grab another cigarette or something from her bag.
As she did that, she opened her legs wide enough to expose a freakin' sprouted parsely garden!!! OMG it was everywhere, coming out of her suit!! Absolutely ghastly. Not sure what "he" was getting out of the deal but to each his own ((shudder!!!)).
(warning - following story is kind of gross!!! You've been warned! But knowing y'all, you'll read on, heh heh heh)
Honestly, the poor woman was so unattractive physically I felt a bit sorry for her. And the guy was tall, thin and HOT! HOT! HOT!
As I watched them from opaque sunglasses and privately contemplated the nature of their relationship (none of my business, but hey! I was curious), she sat up in her lounger chair and swung her legs over the side to grab another cigarette or something from her bag.
As she did that, she opened her legs wide enough to expose a freakin' sprouted parsely garden!!! OMG it was everywhere, coming out of her suit!! Absolutely ghastly. Not sure what "he" was getting out of the deal but to each his own ((shudder!!!)).