07-06-2014, 06:10 PM
if am near your yard Captain-would enjoy checking out...howmuch property do you have > sounds like a bit of land.....
and yes Kaycee....one love..
and yes Kaycee....one love..
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07-06-2014, 06:10 PM
if am near your yard Captain-would enjoy checking out...howmuch property do you have > sounds like a bit of land.....
and yes Kaycee....one love..
07-06-2014, 06:49 PM
We need an objective measurement as to who is the most "Jamaican", "non-Jamaican".
I propose a point system. The more points the more "Jamaican" you are. 1. Always stay at an AI while in Negril -20 points. 2. Stay at an AI but go to WS Falls (etc.) +10 points. 3. Stay at an non-AI and don't move all week 0 points. 3. Make friends with a beach bum who sells +2 points. ganja. 4. Go to the craft market +10 points. 5. Go to Time Square -5 points. 6. Give School Supplies to the housekeeper +5 points. 7. Start to feel "uncomfortable" by being +5 points. accosted on the beach by various denizens of Negril. 8. Get the feeling that Negril=Paradise -20 points. 9. Stay at a non-AI with shared wash room +10 points. facilities. 10. Stay in Negril at a place with no +5 points. hot water. 11. Stay in Negril at place with no hot water +10 points and no electricity. 12. Stay in Negril at a place with no hot water, +50 points. no electricity, no flush toilets. 13. Not go bear foot on the beach. +10 points. 14. Must have air-conditioning -20 points. 15. Only hang out with your Jamaican friends +50 points. during your stay. 16. Shocked by the "poverty". 0 points. 17. Decide some Jamaicans are "OK" but others 0 points. are "real shits". 18. Think that every guy with dreads is a -5 points. "Rasta". 19. Know that "food" means "rice". +20 points. 20. Decide you'll go to the Virgin Islands -100 points. the next trip.
07-06-2014, 07:07 PM
Well I guess am totally not Jamaican, cannot measure up on that points. Some of the comments in this post make me boal
07-06-2014, 07:19 PM
Feel free to add any items and points as you see fit.
Any item that would make you "Jamaican" or "non-Jamaican".
07-06-2014, 07:49 PM
Never having gone to Jamaica on vacation ????Points
Knowing that "food" means yams not rice ??????Points Cap
07-06-2014, 07:53 PM
Thinking that "food" means "rice" -50
Thinking that "food" means "yams" +50
07-06-2014, 07:56 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-06-2014, 07:59 PM by captaind on Zion Hill.)
07-06-2014, 11:22 PM
Papa george....LMAO....
You drive in Jamaica...50+ You can drive in Kingston and not get lost...50+
07-07-2014, 02:12 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-07-2014, 02:17 AM by Westenders.)
Or even that food means, yam, green banana, potato
Hard food means yam Or that salad means veg and veg means salad +10 Neither would you get fed up of beach vendors on the beach cos you wouldn't go on the beach. So if your on the beach -50 go to Jamaica and only mix with boardies -150 Think the taxi driver is your family now -10 Only stay in non AI recommended by a board -50 Go on the fun bus pub crawl thing .... -1000 Wear red, gold and green clothing or accessories -50 Only eat rice and peas when you visit Jamaica -10 Lot of stereotype in that post so I thought I'd throw in mine. Overall I don't think it matters where you stay, or what you do...live the life you choose.
07-07-2014, 07:00 AM
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