Oh Lord, not again!

I spent the night in Venice Beach with friends. I like cream in my morning coffee, so I packed my power Irish Cream. I guess I placed it in my bag, which all power substance is a no-no with security. I was asked to step aside to be pat down for explosive. After being stripped search in Montego Bay, nothing comes as a surprise. The officers explained to me that she has to run her hands ALL over my body. She asked if I needed privacy but I couldn't resist but answering, do it here so my hubby doesn't get the wrong idea:-). That put her at ease because she appeared to be new and was more nervous than I. Ok, she probably thought I was going to turn gettho on her:-) Anyway the pat-down was through and seemed to last forever. Come on, do I really look like a threat to national security?

Yep, power Irish Cream does set the alarm off as a explosive!

"Come on, do I really look like a threat to national security? "

therein lies the difficulty.....no one knows what "they" look like...........
when they catch one, they all look different....

when we fly, the more searches the better, look all that you can....top
off the tanks, and throw a couple of extra squirts of de-icer on the wings...
I dont care if everybody is flying in their underwear.......
I want to get there!

Glad your having a good time...long time to fly!

lol....you crack me up!