JAMAICAN PUSS
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat, and decided to get rid of it one day by driving 20 blocks from his home and leaving it at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving up his driveway, there was the cat. He kept taking the cat further and the cat would always beat him home.
At last he decided to drive a great distance away, turn right, then left, past bridges, then make more right and left turns until he was sure he was a safe distance, and left the cat there.
Hours later the man called home to his wife, "Sherry, is the cat there?"
"Why yes, he is here, why do you ask?" asked the wife.
Angry and frustrated the man answered, "Put di likkle dutty puss pon the damn phone, mi need directions cause mi laawss to backside '