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I would have put this as my new favorite thing about JA in RW's "Jamaica Love" thread, but that might take it off course.

Apparently erecting a penguin or dildo fence in JA is illegal. There are other amusements in this article that might lighten your day. Well, in the 1st half. Unfortunately the second half (and I suppose the real reason for the article) segues into buggery act subject matter.

(btw, I'm pretty sure there are outdated US laws that are similarly amusing).

"Erecting A Dildo Fence"
http://jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20140804/cleisure/cleisure5.html

If these laws were enforced, I could see a trifecta arrest:
" Defendant was using calumnious language while driving furiously and singing an obscene ballad".

Would the dildo fense be battery operated?

(08-04-2014, 01:25 PM)macyoder Wrote: [ -> ]Would the dildo fense be batter operated?

lol. battery operated - yes.
"I'll buzz you in now".

well written article. loved it. so, what the hell is a dildo fence ?

(08-04-2014, 02:51 PM)JonTom Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-04-2014, 01:25 PM)macyoder Wrote: [ -> ]Would the dildo fense be batter operated?

lol. battery operated - yes.
"I'll buzz you in now".

I would never get my wife to leave the island! HAHAHAHAHA

omg and what about the rest of those laws.

Well I for one will shake a rug, buy a bike, and be calumnious (had to dictionary.com that one) whenever I want!!

Too funny, thanks for chuckle!

Dildo fence:

From The Milwaukee Journal, Dec 24, 1961: Article "Jamaica fences 'grow' quickly"
"Another substitute, a kind of natural barbed wire, is the dildo, a sturdy, tall growing cactus, which is chopped off at a joint and set into sandy soil. It soon grows into a strong, permanent fence."

I just had to know. Some other links gave me the botanical/scientific name, but I believe this description shall do.

Well, you satisfied inquiring minds, lol.

I thought it said "no penquin feces in Jamaica " that would make more sense , or would it ...hehehe