02-05-2015, 08:42 AM
How to Wash a Cat
The Dog
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- Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8th cup of pet shampoo to the water bowl.
- Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
- In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. (You may need to stand on the lid.)
- At this point, the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet. The cat is actually enjoying this!
- Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "Power Wash" and "Rinse".
- Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
- Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
- The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
- Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
The Dog
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