My near drowning story:
FACT - I got home from church and decided it looked fun to slide down in the pool, not knowing how to swim. What followed is still being debated.
My version- I courageously/stupidly went into the pool not knowing to swim and started to drown, arms flaring. Hubby looked at me, went inside, made a sandwich, checked the insurance policy, and realized I was worth more to him alive than dead. He rushed out, jumped into the pool fully dressed, to rescue me.
His version- His 6 ft tall dumb wife went down the slide in the shallow 3ft deep end of the pool. She looked panic but knowing all she had to do was stand up to save herself he hesitated for 10 seconds before jumping in to save her dumb ass, more like help her to her feet.
My argument - people have been known to drown in a bathtub or a teaspoon of wata.
His comeback - yet you decide to slide down in 3 ft of water.
Fact- I was kinda in the shallow end of the pool. I am still sticking to my version.