Well, the plane I almost missed in Jamaica caused me to get my American citizenship and vowed never to return. The truth be known, half my trips to Jamaica I vow never to return. Sometimes I return to remind myself why I vowed not to return...lol. I am returning this time for Port Antonio.
I had back to back trips because of my father's funeral. I was pulled into a back room and asked to take my clothes off. Well, that's not a request I take well from a woman I just met...lol! I undressed down to the bra and undies. Well she wanted those too but I kept the undies. Now she wanted to know what the bulge 'down there' was about, if it was drugs. I told her it could be balls or that time of month. She was not about to take my word for it and came at me. I stepped back and told her touch me 'there' and be ready to do me. Not words I have ever said before to a woman, well not a guy either...lol! Anyway, AJ was delayed hours so I was able to get on without missing it. I haven't been able to travel to Jamaica by myself since this incident. I never intended to give up my Jamaican citizenship but it was the last straw been treated like crap going through customs/immigration as a local. I still have a hard time going through any custom, anywhere.