03-19-2015, 12:27 PM
Got a crush on a pretty young tourist cop policing the area. Every time our paths cross I try and confess to various crimes (ie--borrowed a beach chair without asking; not wearing any sunscreen; over-inflated my air mattress etc) while suggesting she take me into her custody. One time when she pass, and I hadn't noticed her yet, she call out asking if I'd been behaving. Hafta plead the fifth I reply grinning. Yeah, same wavelength now. (You guessed it--that was sarcasm.)