03-11-2015, 11:59 PM
Everyone was hanging out on their porches back at Roots Bamboo waiting for the rain to stop. Already being wet I decided to walk the sidewalks giving the weather report announcing the chance of rain at varying percentages from zero to 100.
Clouds obscured sunset that evening. It happens.
Sad sack next-door neighbor is having a rotten vacation thanks to his inconsiderate...no, strike that...piece-of-shit gf. She's run off with some Jamaican guy on their first night in Negril and sad sack is locked out of his room sleeping on the porch. She has the room key. He doesn't know where she is. And a rocky week ahead looms. Cheers!
Can't wait until she shows up not so innocently claiming she got too drunk...
Poor dude. Sucks to be you. Hope you bought vacation insurance with a bring-your-own-slut deductible.
Clouds obscured sunset that evening. It happens.
Sad sack next-door neighbor is having a rotten vacation thanks to his inconsiderate...no, strike that...piece-of-shit gf. She's run off with some Jamaican guy on their first night in Negril and sad sack is locked out of his room sleeping on the porch. She has the room key. He doesn't know where she is. And a rocky week ahead looms. Cheers!
Can't wait until she shows up not so innocently claiming she got too drunk...
Poor dude. Sucks to be you. Hope you bought vacation insurance with a bring-your-own-slut deductible.