11-28-2019, 10:36 AM
"What key has legs and can't open a door?" "A turkey."
"Why did they let the turkey join the band?" "Because he had his own drumsticks."
"What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?" "He got the stuffing knocked out of him!"
"If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?" "A goblet."
"What do you call a running turkey?" "Fast food."
"Why did the turkey cross the road?" "He wanted people to think he was a chicken."
"Why was the turkey put in jail?" "The police suspected fowl play."
"How come the turkey didn't eat dinner?" "He was already stuffed."
"What did the turkey say to the computer?" "Google, google."
"Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!"
"My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey."