So, I'll be hangin at the Jungle, maybe Thursday night, Ladies Night.
Hmmm, she looks like she could do the job.
Excuse, me miss, I have a job for you......Slap!, bang! powie!!
No, no not that.
I need a Ring girl. Someone to walk around between rounds while I dismantle Ras.
Dismantle? Well it means to take the screws out of the fellow.
Also, I may need encouragement, like "come on Champ, ya got him on the ropes, put him away!!" and someone to give me a cold Redstripe here and there.
Yes, I will pay you royally, if you fulfill the job, to a satisfactory manor, in which i am accustomed to, while performing routine punishment against a worthy adversary, on the shores of Negril, around sunset, at Pilots on the beach.
Whew, that was a long sentence.