My husband was stopped today by road authorities checking "papers"....officer asked him if he was married....then said"you cheat on your wife?"....Barry said "mi nah do dem ting deh...mi love mi wife." Officer says, "yuh mean to seh if one woman offer you pum pum, yuh ago turn ie dung?"....meanwhile, may husband is trying to figure out exactly what dis man wan fi hear....so he (Barry) comes back with "we all are man"....hear what the officer says to him next..."it's a good ting yuh ansa dat way or mi woulda giv yuh a ticket"
Tell me what in the bloody hell does any of that have ANYTHING to do with the condition of the vehicle?????....the officer proceeded to get in & test the brakes....never checked any papers OR his license. Made some comment when he saw our business cards in the car & Barry said we own a guesthouse & the officer says "oh, yuh di one marrid to di white woman"....mi have friends dat cum from farrin...mi will send dem your way."
ONLY IN JAMAICA!!!!!