11-24-2010, 08:03 PM
With time,
women gain weight because we accumulate so much
information and
wisdom in our heads that when
there is no more room, it distributes out
to
the rest of our bodies. So we aren't
heavy, we are enormously cultured,
educated, and
happy.
Beginning
today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I
will think,
“Good
grief, look how smart I am!â€
Must
be where the term
‘Smart Ass†came from.