Ha, Tammy, we were just talking about that song. I remember hearing it as a 4 - 6 year old child and being certain then they were talking about a penis.
Just a few weeks ago, my elderly father and I were arguing about it in the car. I pulled up the lyrics and read them aloud and everyone except my dad agreed they were definitely singing about a penis.
Hmmmm.
My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling
When I was a little biddy boy My grandma bought me a cute little toy Two Silver bells on a string She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
When I was little boy In Grammar school Always went by the very best rule But Evertime the bell would ring You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
Once while climbing the garden wall, Slipped and fell had a very bad fall I fell so hard I heard birds sing, But I held on to My ding-a-ling
Once while swimming cross turtle creek Man them snappers right at my feet Sure was hard swimming cross that thing with both hands holding my dingaling
Now this here song it ain't so bad Prettiest little song that you ever had And those of you who will not sing must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling
I love double entendre songs, fun stuff. Remember The Who's Squeeze Box?? Aerosmith's Big Ten Inch???? Good for a laugh no matter how many times I listen-lol.