The only thing the IRS has not taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 40% of the time, it's hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it's pissed off, 30% of the time it's hard up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of all this, it has 2 dependents and they are both nuts.
Accordingly, starting January 2014, penises will be taxed according to size. To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3 of the standard 1040p form.
10 to 12 inches Luxury tax $50.00
8 to 10 inches Pole tax $30.00
6 to 8 inches Privileged tax $15.00
4 to 6 inches Nuisance tax $5.00
PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a Refund.
PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN EXTENSION.
*Males exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains.
Sincerely,
Internal Revenue Service
Don't want to offend anyone, just saw this and changed the year. Have no idea where it originated. It was sent to me years ago. Hehe!
This is due to the fact that 40% of the time, it's hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it's pissed off, 30% of the time it's hard up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of all this, it has 2 dependents and they are both nuts.
Accordingly, starting January 2014, penises will be taxed according to size. To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3 of the standard 1040p form.
10 to 12 inches Luxury tax $50.00
8 to 10 inches Pole tax $30.00
6 to 8 inches Privileged tax $15.00
4 to 6 inches Nuisance tax $5.00
PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a Refund.
PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN EXTENSION.
*Males exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains.
Sincerely,
Internal Revenue Service
Don't want to offend anyone, just saw this and changed the year. Have no idea where it originated. It was sent to me years ago. Hehe!