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Practicce at the Boat bar - Markospoon - 09-14-2011

To the beach mon, mi wan a go pon de beach road, mon.

No problem the taxi driver said, $200 J, mon.
"Yeah mon," mark said as he leaned back in the taxi.

We were cruising down the Cliff road, not a cloud in the sky.
"Hot one today" I said.

"Mon, you missed August mon," the driver said. it was wicked mon.
Yeah, I heard.

Soon we were at the round-a-bout and instead of continuing with the curve, the Taxi driver straightened out and made a bee line up the beach road.
"Smooth," I said to myself,

"mon you sure can handle the round-a-bout like a pro."

"Mi drove it nuff times mon" the driver said.

There it is, the Boat Bar mon.

Cool,
I dropped 300 J in his hand , said "respect" and exited the taxi.

There, standing at the pool table, about to break was my nemesis.
They call him Ras.

Many a fool, has tried to take on Ras in a pool challenge on the Island.

There was a crowd around Ras.

"i'll pulverize the guy.", I'll make mince meat out of him"

"He takes on the best? Then he must go down like the rest," Ras said."

And with that Ras broke the racked balls like dynamite going off.

"This is the man i must play"i said to myself.
Hmmmm,

We all must face our destiny sooner of later.

So, up to the bar strolled Mr. Spoon.

"Hey he's here! " someone shouted.

Ras, cool as a cucumber, slowly turned his head to peer upon his next victim.

With a custom made cue, Mahogony inlaid with ivory, you'd know that stick anywhere.




Re: Practicce at the Boat bar - Rastapher - 09-14-2011

"Awe mon that's good shit mon, da chronic" the dreaded Rasta said to marko as he bellied up to the bar. "It's smells good" Marko said " but I came to play pool with this guy, and if I smoke I may not be on top of my game". "Look mon..... Nobody beats Ras, dem come from a farrin fi play im an dem walk a cryin" Dread was saying. "mi Neva seen noting like im mon...... Yuh jus ave a beer an leave". "Never" said Marko as he sipped his beer. Marko was eye-balling Ras and Ras looked over and gave Marko that smile............now Marko couldn't get that smile out of his head. Marko sipped his beer and looked at his watch, time was closing in and his head was spinning.........the smile got to him.......that was it..... He knew he was in trouble......


Re: Practicce at the Boat bar - Markospoon - 09-14-2011

The pretty waitress said here, mark, and handed him a paper towel.
Your head man, nuff sweat pon your head.

Thanks darling, i'll be alright.

"I just need a "..... and there it was.

A Red Stripe with ice crystals on the outside of the bottle.

That's the way uh huh, uh huh, I like it.

"mi know the cutie pie said, good luck in the game mon", but remember, you are already a winner with me.

She gave Marko another sexy smile ,As she turned Marko smacked her behind and said "oh behave" and she and wiggled away to the other end of the bar.

Gulp, gulp, gulp.

Whooo, whooo, that's cold. Almost froze mi teeth!

That's just what the doctor ordered,
Marko jumped over the rail and was standing toe to toe with Ras.

YOU READY MON!! I"M READY!!

LETS GET READY TO RUUUMBLLLLLLE!!

They were chest to chest and the crowd had to separate them.

Coll down the Bar owner said, Save it for the match!