I got this joke on the email yesterday.
_____________________________________

Rasta dies and goes to Heaven.He is at the
Pearly Gates and is met by St. Peter himself.
But the gates are closed as Ras approaches the gatekeeper..
St. Peter said, 'Well, You seem to be in the wrong place as I don't seem to have you on my list, but as there is such a crowd behind you and it would cause such a disruption I will give you an
entrance examination if you pass it I will let you in
The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can
get into Heaven.' fair enough says the dread
I sure hope that the test ain't too
hard. Life was a big enough test as it was .'

St. Peter continued, 'Yes, I know,
but the test is only three questions. Here they are:

First:
What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow.'
The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify,
so I will give you credit for that answer.

Second:
How many seconds are there in a year?
asked St. Peter.
How many seconds in a year?
Now that one is harder,' replied ras, 'but I think about that,
and I guess the only answer can be twelve.'
Astounded, St. Peter said, 'Twelve?
how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve
seconds in a year?'
Well it got to be twelve he replied:
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd....
'Hold it,' interrupts St. Peter. 'I
see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though
that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have
to give you credit for that one, too

Third:
What is God's first name?'
'Well sure,' he replied with a big grin . .
'it's Andy..'
'Andy?'
exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.
'Ok, I can understand how you came
up with your answers to my first two questions, but just
how in the world
did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of
God?'
'Shucks, that was the easiest one of all,'
Whenever I went to church i would hear them sing
ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.'

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates,
and said: 'Run, man, run!!!'

Every man looks at the world through his own eyes!....LOL!...thanks Matt!

That is cute, have seen something similar to that. Thank you!