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seasons greetings - daniel - 12-23-2022
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Wishing all jamaicaholics past and present , a happy Festivus , happy Hanukkah , Kwanzaa ,merry Christmas , and Happy New year when it comes .
pic from 2006 TB some serious football going on
RE: seasons greetings - Firemon - 12-24-2022
'Twas the night before Christmas and all ‘cross the state
the temperature had fallen to a muggy 78.
***
And at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago they were tucked in their beds,
except for the Donald, who was sweating the feds.
They got him red-handed with top-secret docs
He kept in Mar-a-Lago without any locks.
***
And those DOJ referrals the committee did bring
About his failed coup to make himself king.
“It doesn’t matter,’ Trump groused, “Cause there’s a card I can play.
My people will start a war, if that’s what I say.”
***
“I’ll write in ALL CAPS with a social media bang
And they’ll all take up arms when I say who to hang.”
***
“The Constitution exists in historical sectors
That I can toss aside for swing-state electors.”
***
He wished he could talk to a crowd for validation
But all were asleep across this vast nation.
His calls went to voice mails no one he could prattle.
Even Herschel Walker was dreaming of werewolves in battle.
***
Lindell had hit the pillow, Tucker was out of hype
And nobody wanted to hear Trump’s stolen-election gripe.
***
“Who can I talk to?” Trump said. “It’s not fair.
I’m not good by myself, I could start to despair.”
“Maybe I’ll call DeSantis, Trump said as a joke.
“In order to tell him I just made him ‘woke.’”
***
But Trump was too glum for that kind of jest
And a little afraid of that 2024 pest.
***
So, he looked one more time at his superhero card
The one showing him with abs that were Rocky hard.
***
And he marveled again That anybody would pay
Ninety-nine dollars to imagine him this way.
“Jesus was big,” he said. “Maybe even triumphant.
“But Christ didn’t sell pictures of Him riding an elephant.”
***
Then he heard a sound so strange and unique
That he went to the window to have himself a peek.
***
The moon in the sky gave a luster like snow
To the lawn in the back the undocumented mow.
***
When what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But an object that was airborne and growing quite near.
***
It was a sleigh with eight reindeer and a driver so stern
For a moment he thought, “Another FBI raid! Dern!”
“Jesus was big,” he said. “Maybe even triumphant.
“But Christ didn’t sell pictures of Him riding an elephant.”
***
Then he heard a sound so strange and unique
That he went to the window to have himself a peek.
***
The moon in the sky gave a luster like snow
To the lawn in the back the undocumented mow.
***
When what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But an object that was airborne and growing quite near.
***
It was a sleigh with eight reindeer and a driver so stern
For a moment he thought, “Another FBI raid! Dern!”
"Listen to me, Donald, I’ve no time for fun
And the reindeer are nervous about Don Junior’s gun.
***
So, I’ll make this brief, and fulfill my mission
Something’s in my bag for you, now, let me go fishin’."
***
He pawed through his bag that he kept on his sled
Then gave a triumphant cry, holding something over his head
***
“Don’t worry, Donald,” he said with jolly demeanor.
“It’s just a present, fella, not a subpoena.”
***
“You’re not easy to gift and who knows what you’d pick.
But you don’t need long ties that hang past your pupik.”
***
“But you’ve got some issues with paying a tax.
So I got you the new software to make things less lax.”
***
Trump laughed and said this was no way to coax.
The tax crimes allegations were "just a big hoax."
***
“Whatever,” said Santa. “I’ve got no time to waste.
I’m just doing my job And trying to make haste.”
***
“You’re a loser, Santa. And one day you’ll learn.
Bad things will happen to you during my next term.”
Santa laughed again as he sprang to his seat.
“Or next year, it’ll be at your prison we’ll meet.”
***
Claus perched on his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
***
RE: seasons greetings - oldtimer - 12-27-2022
GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!