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Fake News - Firemon - 03-22-2017

Negril (AP)--Tourists aboard Captain EveryReady's SeeBottom boat made an amazing discovery yesterday afternoon while en route to their snorkeling destination when a sharp eyed visitor of German descent noticed that the man parasailing far above looked shockingly familiar.  Encouraged to look for themselves the Americans aboard readily concurred he did in fact resemble Barrack Obama.

As the group debated the likelihood of the former President vacationing in Negril they noticed the speed boat was being shadowed by four men wearing frog suits on high-performance jet skiis.

"I was looking through the camera lens when I zoomed in on the parasailer," said Hans Mueller, "and after studying his face I thought 'That's Barrack Obama!'"

"He was grinning from ear-to-ear," added Captain Evers who wondered if Obama could parasail without a sail and just his ears.  "He's in Jamaica so No Problem" he concluded. 

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